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[22 Nov 2009|09:05am] |
This is ridiculous.
Can I punch the Bishop in the face? Pleeeease? OK, that would not be very Christian of me either, I suppose. But what the hell????? >:|
*RAGE*
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[22 Nov 2009|08:29am] |
I still have Firefox 2.something because I don't give enough of a crap to update it, and Myspace will not let me pass go or collect $200 because my browser is NOT MODERN ENOUGH FOR THEIR ADVANCED TECHNOLOGIES.
lolololololololololololololololol
I only use it to get band updates anyway. Maybe I'll just get a damn Twitter.
(Not really. Twitter can S my D.)
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| Traci's first gyno exam! |
[18 Nov 2009|10:34am] |
So that wasn't too bad. A couple things I found amusing:
1. Her initials are PAP. Holy pre-destined career choice, Batman!
2. She is incredibly unattractive. Not that I'm ~into~ girls at all, but this helped a lot.
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[14 Nov 2009|09:58pm] |
FYI: Migraines suck!!!! I had one all day today so I'm going to bed after I write this.
So, yes, I am going to the ~gyno~ on Wednesday. CRAZY. I am 26 and haven't even been to one. Why? Well, I'm not sexually active and so you don't really need to go until you're 21 if you're not having sex. But when I was 21 I was still in college and not about to go to a doctor in a state I didn't yet live in. Then I graduated and wasn't about to go to a doctor in a state I was about to move out of. THEN I lost my parents' insurance so I didn't have any insurance until last year, and other than that I was just lazy until now as far as going to ANY doctors, which is why I am going to the eye doctor as well on the 23rd. Jessica told me that her gyno is super awesome and won't make me feel awkward anymore [ETA 11/24: anymore? wtf? where did that come from!!!] and is female (I am NOT going to a male one, sorry) so I called her up and made an appointment. So there ya go!
Last night Tammy had a girls night over at her apartment. We hung out there for a bit and then went to Chili's. It was fun times. We were talking about doing a holiday thing next month so that should be cool.
Today I went to church early to help unload pecans for some lady. Kevin said to be there at 8, ok? I got there at 7:59 and they were DONE! WTF. But he did buy us all Denny's so that was awesome. After that we played ultimate frisbee. Now, I woke up this morning with a headache, and I had a margarita last night but I had it with food and I drank water afterwards. Plus we all know that I'm fat and Irish and therefore can handle one measly little margarita. But on the off chance that my headache was related to that, I drank more water anyway. I actually drank A LOT of water today. And took Tylenol. And ate at freaking DENNY'S for crying out loud. But I ended up puking after ultimate anyway. Normally that makes the headache stop, and I even took a nap, but even though I feel loads better my head still hurts. So screw you, head.
Anyway after my nap I went to Julie's bridal shower which was a lot of fun. And there was a lot of yummy food too! I drove Rebecca and her mom home, and the guys were over so I hung out w/them for a while. They were playing the new Call of Duty game. Now I am here and I am going to sleep because MY HEAD HURTS. >:| But it was still a great day :D
Quotes of the day:
"Ryan's like the most fit nerd I know." - Richie
"If Popeye and a grape made it after eating spinach, this is what would happen." - Aaron
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[11 Nov 2009|01:07pm] |
So I haven't been to any type of doctor in about 5 years. I decided since I've had insurance for a whole year and haven't even used it yet, I should do something about this. I don't know why I expected doctors to be booked solid for at least a month, but I am going to the gynecologist a week from today, and the eye doctor 5 days after that. Wow.
I'll make my "holy shit I've never been to a gynecologist" rant later.
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| TMI is good for the soul. |
[10 Nov 2009|07:45pm] |
Just when I was finally convinced that I was straight up not having a period this month, guess what happened today!
RAGE. YOU WERE SEVENTEEN DAYS LATE YOU COULD HAVE HELD OFF FOR ANOTHER ELEVEN GOSHHHHHH.
I got fitted at Nordstrom today and apparently I am a 38DD. (Or a 40DD depending on the bra but... no. I refuse, sorry.) So at least I wasn't horribly far off... just one cup size! YEAH BOOBS.
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[10 Nov 2009|04:00pm] |
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Do you ever feel like some days are just kinda pointless? This is one of those days.
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[07 Nov 2009|12:36am] |
I'm still like unable to properly verbalize tonight's events aside from "...so that just happened."
SO... THAT JUST HAPPENED. TRUE STORY Y'ALL.
Abridged version:
1. Ran into someone I graduated high school with. As in, the Danbury, CT Public School System, and I just saw her here in Tampa.
2. Tie, tie, aaaaaand... WAIT FOR IT... tie.
Yep, so that's my life right now.
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[01 Nov 2009|10:26pm] |
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Remember that reality guy who killed his model girlfriend and they couldn't identify her until they got the serial number from her breast implants because he, um, to put it lightly he destroyed all identifyable appendages? Yeah, I'm watching episode 4x07 of The Office and I have come to realize it's all Dwight Schrute's idea. Damnit, Dwight.
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[01 Nov 2009|08:33am] |
Owl City's status on Myspace: "Today I was doing laundry and a bar of soap fell onto the floor. I ran to the sink to wash it off. Then I realized it was soap." I find this funnier than it actually is.
I went on this girls' conference thing w/church. Actually I was one of the chaperones. They put me in charge of the youth of America!? O SHI-. This leadership thing is still new to me so I was still kinda shy but I think by the end of the trip I was starting to come around so that's good. We learned that guys are like waffles and girls are like spaghetti. LOL. A good time was had by all.
Um, idk what else to write, I feel like I wanted to say a lot but... I really don't. Oops :)
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| OH EM GEE |
[29 Oct 2009|11:49pm] |
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE RESTOCKED SINCE LIKE APRIL HOLY CRAP:
And hellz to the yeah I just bought it! It is expensive but I do not care. This set of prints is necessary for my liiiiiiiife.
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[23 Oct 2009|06:19pm] |
I got so many completely different opinions on this picture:
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| "My hobbies are dating, guys, and dating guys!" - Lisa Turtle |
[23 Oct 2009|07:48am] |
(I don't have a SBTB icon!? Wot.)
There's like 3 million things I *NEED!!!* to write in here, but I am going to stick to this short list of "things that are necessary in my life":
Text messages
Danielle
Text messages from Danielle!
"Does this boy laugh at intestines? Maybe. Has he ever eaten a bullion cube on a dare? Perhaps. Does he know you're Random Woman and therefore awesome? Totally not. Who's the lame one, now??" :D
ETA: Actually he is probably too much of a panzy to eat a bouillion cube on a dare, whereas I don't need to even BE dared to eat one. Mwahahaha.
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[22 Oct 2009|11:59pm] |
i just made brian check the internet for me because my internet is down. Fml... But thanks brian lol
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OH HI IT WORKS NOW WTF INTERNET YOU ARE A CRACKHEAD
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| Nom noms! |
[21 Oct 2009|07:42am] |
O hai! I am a rock star because I made myself a YUMMY dinner last night! And it was like all healthy and crap. So here are my awesome culinary ~seekrits~ for you to enjoy.
Italian Chicken
1/2 chicken breast (for this I took 1 chicken breast and sliced into 2 thin chicken breasts, if that makes sense, and used one of those.)
1 tbsp red wine vinegar
1 tbsp extra virgin olive oil
Italian seasoning
Onion powder
Preheat oven to 350*. Mix liquids and seasonings together. Brush each side of chicken w/mixture and pan sear for 30 seconds on each side. Coat bottom of baking dish w/half your mixture. (I used a small dish since it was just for me.) Put chicken in and pour rest of mixture over chicken. Bake for 12 minutes. (I only baked it for 10 and it still tasted amazing but could have used the extra 2 minutes.)
Citrus Quinoa Salad
1/3 cup cooked quinoa, chilled
1/3 cup chopped cucumbers
1/3 cup chopped mangoes
1 tbsp extra virgin olive oil
1/2 tbsp red wine vinegar
1 tsp lime juice
Cumin
Mix liquids and seasonings - this is your "dressing". Toss cucumbers and mangoes w/dressing. Add quinoa and mix.
The salad recipe I came up with from a combination of salads I've had with the Prestons and the Beckers. The quinoa part was my idea because I've always wanted to try quinoa and IT IS SO GOOD. YAY. I only ate half of the salad but I probably could have had all of it. Or more chicken or something idk.
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[20 Oct 2009|05:34pm] |
My internet is being a douchebag. RAAAAAGE.
So some stuff I didn't really write about.
Sunday was my un-anniversary. I was going to make this whole big deal post about how I'm so relieved I didn't get married and how I wouldn't be where I am now if I had, blah blah, but... obviously I didn't :) And it would have been full of other pointless over-analytical bullhonkey that doesn't make sense to anyone except me. AKA every post I make in this journal. Haha.
I left TQC a year ago today. And I obviously rejoined it, but the point is that I guess today marks a year ago that I finally realized "Wow, Traci, you're one f!@#ed up kid." Lolz.
OMG WORK AHHHHHHHH.
This is about all you'll hear from me this week. I don't have time to process my thoughts so how the hell am I supposed to write about any of them.
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[19 Oct 2009|07:35pm] |
I get paid to open all this crap.
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