|This is a shitpost.
||[Sep. 20th, 2015|04:09 pm]
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And the translation of that fuckery is:
I am not drunk, but my keyboard on my laptop sure is. The Y key doesn't really work but the other keys have multiple letters typing when I hit them. Now the Y key works sometimes. [a bunch of y's] All I did was hit the shift key and y's for days. Fuck this is not good. I will come back and translate this from my other computer. I hope I can dry it out enough to get the keyboard working properly again. At least everything else seems to be fine. (Knock on wood)
UGH. Today has been a general comedy of errors so this was just the icing on the cake... until the next thing goes wrong...
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