|I am recording this in LJ because facebook will bury it soon
||[Oct. 14th, 2008|10:49 pm]
harmer is a scam infomercial star in the making! Who knew!Apparently |
Traci is watching Family Feud and then hopefully sorting the rest of my clothes. It's on facebook so yall have to hold me accountable! 2:19pm - 7 Comments
Jaime at 6:23pm October 13
survey says YES
Traci at 6:57pm October 13
survey says I just sorted a few more things lol
Jaime at 7:10pm October 13
survey says FALSE
Traci at 7:28pm October 13
*BZZZZZZZT* X <-- that is your first strike
Jaime at 7:32pm October 13
GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER!!
Traci at 7:33pm October 13
Now if only I could win $20k lol
Jaime at 7:36pm October 13
If it's money you're looking to make, have I ever got a business proposition for you! Like you, I wondered how I could possibly pay the bills when I barely had enough money to eat! Then my friend Lee told me about this great new company where ordinary people like you and me can become managers making $100k a year right from the comfort of your own home! Now my only problem is which colour of yacht to buy!
/procrastinating updating my resume
Jaime what the hell did you write on my status lol
What are you talking about? I was sharing a great business secret with you! I wouldn't tell just anyone about this great new way to earn $100k from your own bedroom, but I know that you're a money-savvy person and that this is the right fit for you. Please give me your social security number, mother's maiden name, and your credit card #. I'll sign you up right away and you'll start making money without even having to lift a finger! I know you're going to do well for yourself, Traci. I can feel it.
8675309. FOR ALL OF IT.
Congratulations! You're joining a select group of people who are making money the new way. This is the 21st century and we should have money working for us! Am I right or am I right? The next step is giving me signing authority to your bank accounts and writing me into your will as the sole heir for everything. This way you'll be totally invested into this great company! Don't worry about the details, just sign on this dotted line and $100k a year will be yours!
*hopes facebook doesn't kick her off for phishing, lol*
also lmao @ your ss#.
Traci really hopes nobody is taking Jaime seriously right now lmao. 1:35am - 3 Comments
Jaime at 7:45pm October 14
Why! This is your ONE OPPORTUNITY to take your financial woes by the horn and throw them far, far away! Call 1-800-IMTOTALLYKIDDING to start making dollars! Now that makes cents!
I'm having way too much fun with this.
Traci at 10:14pm October 14
Jaime, you should be a professional scam infomercial speaker. YOU WOULD MAKE ZILLIONS. I'll be your admin assistant!
Traci at 10:14pm October 14
(This is, of course, assuming you'd even bother paying me, you filthy con artist, you!)