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[Feb. 4th, 2009|06:24 pm]
Tray Dawg
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1. I AM FREEZING.

2. I hate the worst period accident EVER at work today. The part of the pad that was right where everything would have landed, folded down and let me just say this is why I wear black pants during that time of the month. Nothing embarrassing happened, but it was pretty horrible and I am very pissed that I cannot wear tampons. (For those who are new to my flist, the toilet at this apartment is dinosaur-age old and cannot handle tampons despite the Tampax package saying I can flush them. Debate if you will, but the toilet I grew up with could handle a damn bowling ball if it wanted to.) I don't think I've ever, um, flowed this much in my life. And I know that l3antha is going to tell me to buy a Diva Cup but I don't think that thing can handle me!!! OYE.

3. Our mailman at work, Frank, is having surgery tomorrow and he is going to be out for 6 weeks, so I thought it would be nice to get him a card and have our team sign it. So I did and he really appreciated it, but the thing that struck me is when he said, "You're new and you got me a card, but people I've known for years haven't even said 'good luck' or anything!" I don't understand how Frank can be such a good guy but it seems like he just doesn't have anyone. He lives with a roommate and a cat, but he was saying how he didn't even tell his parents he's getting surgery and even if he did, only his mom would come. That makes me so sad, y'all.
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[User Picture]From: caittails
2009-02-04 11:29 pm (UTC)
Couldn't you just wear a tampon and then wrap it up and throw it away like you do with a pad?

You should throw a Frank party! You could have franks, and...invite other people named Frank, and watch a TV show with someone named Frank, and speak frankly...it'd be awesome! I might throw a Frank party someday.
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[User Picture]From: bellapalmera
2009-02-04 11:36 pm (UTC)
Can Frank the goat come to my Frank party? (LOL, I almost typed "Frank the coat.")

At least with pads the blood has more space to roam so I do not have to deal with it while wrapping it up and disposing of it. Tampons are just these smaller denser blood soaked chunks of GROSS that do not need to be in my trash can.
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[User Picture]From: caittails
2009-02-04 11:39 pm (UTC)
Yeah, they are pretty icky. I can't use tampons because of the dreaded TSS, which apparently NO ONE ever gets and I got when I was in middle school. *le sigh*
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[User Picture]From: i_am_stoned
2009-02-13 03:29 pm (UTC)
Omigod...your Frank story is so cute! See...you were living by the Girl Scout Law! :) I'm glad he was so touched by your card.

P.S. Honestandfair's Frank party idea is AMAZING!
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[User Picture]From: bellapalmera
2009-02-13 10:20 pm (UTC)
YOU JUST SAID THAT BECAUSE YOU KNOW I HAVE TO GOOGLE THE GIRL SCOUT LAW TO REMEMBER WTF IT SAYS. Hahahaha.
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