||[Sep. 14th, 2009|07:00 pm]
1. Sleeping through my alarm on my first day back after vacation was obviously a brilliant idea. WHOOPS.|
2. Aaron (CT one) drunk texted me last night, and Stephen was... idk he was nutso.
3. I am signed up on OKCupid from back when people took their quizzes. They emailed me and I IM'd Stephen about it bc he is on there. So I'm just gonna copy/paste this bc it's funny:
me: oh god, OKCupid just sent me a birthday email
stevefox42: those stupids
me: "Happy Birthday, bellapalmera!
Still single?Come check out your matches and find the men who want to meet you for your birthday! Click here to find your birthday matches!
steve: they think you need some b-day actions
me: for real
steve: send them rude reply back
me: OMG UNINTENTIONAL PUN TIME:
me: "Hey bellapalmera, you've received this email because you are a member of OkCupid and your email settings are set to receive our newsletter. Are you tired of getting these emails, got this in error, or otherwise want to disable it? Piece of cake: unsubscribe. " HAHAHA CAKE
steve: "yo bleeping bleepers. why you gotta send me this bleep email about my bleeping birthday. bleep you and bleep your bleeper."
me: lol @ bleep your bleeper
steve: i allow you to use that again if needed
steve: that phrase
steve: i give it to you for your birthday
That guy is freaking loco.