||[Feb. 10th, 2011|05:10 pm]
Campbell's Soup at Hand, you are an asshole.
All I've wanted all day was to enjoy your delicious goodness in lieu of solid food due to my current death plague. You give me simple instructions: "Heat me up for 1:15." And then around 1:02 you go all medieval on my microwave's ass - not only by exploding, but OVERTURNING AND SPILLING NEARLY ALL OF YOUR CONTENTS ALL OVER MY MICROWAVE.
You were all I wanted all daaaaaaaay.
Fuck you, soup.