||[Aug. 26th, 2011|05:20 pm]
OH MY GOD MY VAGINA HURTSSSSSSSSSSS|
Normally at this time of the month I have cramps in the normal abdominal uterus stomach whatever area. But this month and the last, I have had fucking death cramps directly in my vaginal area and this month they are even contracting. And no, I am not going to be the next contestant on "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant". If that were the case I would need my own spinoff called "I Didn't Know I Had Sex", because we all know that I have not, haha. Like idk what passing a kidney stone feels like but I think that if you take that multiplied by childbirth labor as far as the physical sensation goes, but probably does not actually hurt as much as either of those things, but it still hurts A LOT. Like I cannot even move when this is happening. What the fuck, reproductive system.