||[Aug. 28th, 2011|02:45 pm]
There is a spider the size of my hand* crawling around my apartment. I do not know where it went. I will be keeping a can of bug spray on me for the rest of the day.|
*I don't exaggerate about spider sizes. My cousin freaked out about a "HUGE SPIDER!!!1!1!one" once and it was, like, the size of a Skittle. So if I say it's a big spider, I'm not fucking kidding.