|Seriously, just skip this post and read the longer more detailed one below it.
||[Aug. 11th, 2013|02:30 pm]
I just shat the smelliest shit that has ever come out of my ass in the entire ~30 years of my existance. Like, a shit so putrid and foul smelling that is generally only capable of being produced by a baby into a diaper, except that I'm a grown-ass woman.
Thank you, I just had to... um, get that out of my system.